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Month: February 2024

PLAY FOR FREE NOW: Slowjamastan Trivia

Posted on February 29, 2024 by Slowjamastan State Department

          BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER February 28th, 2024   Dublândia: Have you heard? We’re giving away up to $1,000 cash or a trip to Slowjamastan during Tuesday Night Trivia : a live,

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April 27th: Grand Unveiling in Slowjamastan (INVITE)

Posted on February 29, 2024 by Slowjamastan State Department

    BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER February 28th, 2024   Dublândia: Concerned citizens, passers-by and even American law enforcement agencies are showing growing concern over the unidentified and gargantuan steel object currently being constructed inside the borders of

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MUST SEE: Tremendous National Tour (VIDEO)

Posted on February 29, 2024 by Slowjamastan State Department

           BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER February 28th, 2024   Dublândia: The meddling foreign media often gets us “wrong,” as evidenced in so many “fake news” reports about our great nation. This month,

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Slowjamastan Consulate in the USA: ALL-ACCESS TOUR

Posted on February 26, 2024 by Slowjamastan State Department

          BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER February 25th, 2024   San Diego: Ah, brace yourselves for the latest spectacle from the Slowjamastan Department of Media and Communications! Behold, the grand unveiling of the

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New Passport Unboxing and Reveal: Republic of Slowjamastan

Posted on February 22, 2024 by Slowjamastan State Department

          BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER February 21st, 2024   Dublândia: Hot off the press, our Sultan and esteemed Parliament has just unveiled the most anticipated unboxing event of the century: introducing the

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Win up to $1,000: Play Slowjamastan Trivia!

Posted on February 4, 2024 by Slowjamastan State Department

    Play Tuesday Night Trivia for a Chance to Win up to $1,000 or a Trip to Slowjamastan! Introducing Slowjamastan’s Tuesday Night Trivia , a live and interactive online game show taking place every Tuesday night at 6:00PM PST,

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Recent Posts

  • The Sultan to Host MicroCon 27, the Weirdest Gathering of World Leaders You’ve Never Heard Of
  • Slowjamastan Takes Montreal: Croissants, Diplomacy and World Domination
  • BREAKING: Sultan of Slowjamastan Denies Existence of “Finkledorf List” Amid Croc-Wearing Conspiracy Allegations
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  • Massive Caravans of Americans Seek Asylum in Slowjamastan—But not so Fast!

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  4. Richard Burk on The Sultan to Host MicroCon 27, the Weirdest Gathering of World Leaders You’ve Never Heard Of
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