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Month: February 2024

PLAY FOR FREE NOW: Slowjamastan Trivia

Posted on February 29, 2024 by Slowjamastan State Department

          BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER February 28th, 2024   Dublândia: Have you heard? We’re giving away up to $1,000 cash or a trip to Slowjamastan during Tuesday Night Trivia : a live,

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April 27th: Grand Unveiling in Slowjamastan (INVITE)

Posted on February 29, 2024 by Slowjamastan State Department

    BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER February 28th, 2024   Dublândia: Concerned citizens, passers-by and even American law enforcement agencies are showing growing concern over the unidentified and gargantuan steel object currently being constructed inside the borders of

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MUST SEE: Tremendous National Tour (VIDEO)

Posted on February 29, 2024 by Slowjamastan State Department

           BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER February 28th, 2024   Dublândia: The meddling foreign media often gets us “wrong,” as evidenced in so many “fake news” reports about our great nation. This month,

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Slowjamastan Consulate in the USA: ALL-ACCESS TOUR

Posted on February 26, 2024 by Slowjamastan State Department

          BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER February 25th, 2024   San Diego: Ah, brace yourselves for the latest spectacle from the Slowjamastan Department of Media and Communications! Behold, the grand unveiling of the

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New Passport Unboxing and Reveal: Republic of Slowjamastan

Posted on February 22, 2024 by Slowjamastan State Department

          BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER February 21st, 2024   Dublândia: Hot off the press, our Sultan and esteemed Parliament has just unveiled the most anticipated unboxing event of the century: introducing the

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Win up to $1,000: Play Slowjamastan Trivia!

Posted on February 4, 2024 by Slowjamastan State Department

    Play Tuesday Night Trivia for a Chance to Win up to $1,000 or a Trip to Slowjamastan! Introducing Slowjamastan’s Tuesday Night Trivia , a live and interactive online game show taking place every Tuesday night at 6:00PM PST,

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Recent Posts

  • The Sultan Infiltrates American Morning Newscast
  • Outrage over Crocs at the Border – Official Statement from the Ministry of Misunderstandings
  • From Handcuffs to Parliament: Frank Sloup Joins Slowjamastan Government
  • NEW DIPLOMAT LICENSE PLATE: NOW YOU TOO CAN CONFUSE LAW ENFORCEMENT!
  • SULTAN DETAINED IN ARIZONA

Recent Comments

  1. Ambassador Heu`ionalani Wyeth on The Sultan Infiltrates American Morning Newscast
  2. Jason Carmichael on Outrage over Crocs at the Border – Official Statement from the Ministry of Misunderstandings
  3. Salman khan on TRAVEL ADVISORY: Non-Americans Wishing to Travel to Slowjamastan
  4. Muzzam ali on TRAVEL ADVISORY: Non-Americans Wishing to Travel to Slowjamastan
  5. Fahad on TRAVEL ADVISORY: Non-Americans Wishing to Travel to Slowjamastan

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