Slowjamastan International Airport is Coming…With Your Help Okay, yes—we have technically been talking about a “Lazy River” since 2021. And yes, it has yet to… materialize. But we appreciated how enthusiastically you pretended it was a
Month: January 2026
Glorious Masses Answer the Call of The Sultan BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP l STAFF WRITER PHOTOS BY TARA HOWARD January 25th, 2025 SLOWJAMASTAN — Under 10,000 loyal citizens, curious onlookers, and possible foreign operatives flooded through the
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE (Before We’re Overthrown) Slowjamastan Offers VIP Parking to the United States in Bold Diplomatic Gesture Visa-Free Entry, Free Coffee, and Dirt Parking for All THE REPUBLIC OF SLOWJAMASTAN (Imperial County, CA) — With dictators worldwide
A Statement from The Sultan The time has come for Andrew Rees, CEO of Crocs, to step aside. For years, the Crocs leadership has presided over a steady erosion of global footwear norms. What was once