Harvey Schmidlap, the esteemed News & Propaganda Director and Head Reporter for Slowjamastan State News, owes his prestigious position to none other than The Sultan—a man of discerning taste and an apparent knack for recognizing exceptional journalism potential in
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Slowjamastan’s national TV network has launched via our official YouTube channel HERE . Slowjamastan’s national radio station is Slow Jams Radio , aka “Sunday Night Slow Jams,” which airs every Sunday
Currency: Dubles (rhymes with Russian “Rubles”) Coins: Dubloons Secretary of Treasury: Dave Denes Federal Bank: Bank of Slowjamastan How can I purchase Dubles and Dubloons? Go HERE ! How can I purchase Dubles and Dubloons? Go HERE
In 2022, Slowjamastan Porder Batrol… Seized 427 pairs of Crocs Stopped 79 drivers who had their feet on the dashboard Constructed 14 feet of new border fence Destroyed 17 tunnels (later discovered to be just gophers, but still…)