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Month: August 2023

Slowjamastan’s Epic Summer

Posted on August 27, 2023 by Slowjamastan State Department

    Comiccon Capers, Law tango, and More Avocados Than you can Guac-omprehend!   BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER August 26, 2023     Los Angeles – In a whirlwind frenzy that lasted a whole 45 days (which is

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Hurricane Hillary Speeds Up Lazy River Construction

Posted on August 25, 2023 by Slowjamastan State Department

  BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER August 21, 2023   Dublândia: In a twist that left experts baffled, Tropical Storm Hillary turned out to be the unexpected kick in the floaties that Slowjamastan’s new Lazy River project desperately needed.

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The Sultan’s ¡Glorious Guacamole! *RECIPE*

Posted on August 4, 2023 by Slowjamastan State Department

  Against his better judgment, The Sultan has agreed to share his top secret “¡Glorious Guacamole!” recipe with you. It was this same gallant guac that took first place during this year’s Guac-Off at The San Diego Food Bank. The

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Recent Posts

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