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Month: June 2023

ADVISORY: Shipping & Fulfillment Times

Posted on June 26, 2023 by Slowjamastan State Department

  ADVISORY: Some items may be Delayed… Please be advised that due to a sudden and unexpected increase in demand, premium citizen listings, Parliament/Ambassador appointments and some merchandise shipments may be delayed. The Sultan thanks you profusely for your patience

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TRAVEL ADVISORY: Non-Americans Wishing to Travel to Slowjamastan

Posted on June 11, 2023 by Slowjamastan State Department

BY THE SULTAN  l  SUPREME LEADER June 11, 2023   Dublândia: As much fun as we are having creating and watching this whole “Slowjamastan” empire unfold and explode, please allow your Sultan to be serious for a moment… Since the

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Own a Piece of Slowjamastan!

Posted on June 8, 2023 by Slowjamastan State Department

  Buy a Brick and Leave Your Legacy   Engrave up to three lines of text with 20 characters per line… Recognize a special person in your life. Honor a casual effort. Commemorate a special occasion. The possibilities are endless.

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Sultan Invites You to Join us at Microcon 2023

Posted on June 5, 2023 by Slowjamastan State Department

BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER June 4th, 2023      Dublândia: Earlier this morning, The Sultan announced his attendance at Microcon 2023 , being held Saturday, July 1st in Joliet, Illinois. The Sultan will attend the international conference

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Recent Posts

  • Pits of Deceit: Sultan’s Guac Crushed by American Interference (Again)
  • The Sultan to Host MicroCon 27, the Weirdest Gathering of World Leaders You’ve Never Heard Of
  • Slowjamastan Takes Montreal: Croissants, Diplomacy and World Domination
  • BREAKING: Sultan of Slowjamastan Denies Existence of “Finkledorf List” Amid Croc-Wearing Conspiracy Allegations
  • The Sultan and His Chief Enforcer Storm Los Angeles and OC

Recent Comments

  1. Slowjamastan State Department on Pits of Deceit: Sultan’s Guac Crushed by American Interference (Again)
  2. Douglas J. Kane on Pits of Deceit: Sultan’s Guac Crushed by American Interference (Again)
  3. Fernando Abell on TRAVEL ADVISORY: Non-Americans Wishing to Travel to Slowjamastan
  4. Colton Lotfy on BREAKING: Sultan of Slowjamastan Denies Existence of “Finkledorf List” Amid Croc-Wearing Conspiracy Allegations
  5. Ambassador Heu`ionalani Wyeth on Pits of Deceit: Sultan’s Guac Crushed by American Interference (Again)

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