BY DIRK CUNNINGHAM l STAFF WRITER NOVEMBER 11, 2021 Dublândia, Republic of Slowjamastan: Drills be drillin’, hammers be hammerin’ and saws be sawin’. That was the scene earlier today in The Republic of Slowjamastan as ground was
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BY DIRK CUNNINGHAM l STAFF WRITER OCTOBER 4, 2021 Imperial County, CA, USA: At around 2PM, Slowjamastan time today, it became official: The Sultan of Slowjamastan cementing a deal with the County of Imperial, California, USA, to procure a
BY ALEXANDER BOFILL l STAFF WRITER OCTOBER 3, 2021 They see me rollin’…they hatin’. That was the sound of the Sultan ridin’ through the streets of Slowjamastan this weekend in his new Mercedes Benz, the first official state vehicle.
BY ALEXANDER BOFILL l STAFF WRITER SEPTEMBER 10, 2021 Coat of arms or coat of charms??? That’s the question the world is asking after setting eyes on the newly-unveiled Slowjamastan coat of arms. Wednesday afternoon, The Sultan released the
BY ALEXANDER BOFILL l STAFF WRITER AUGUST 25, 2021 The internet nearly broke this morning at around 10:17AM (Slowjamastan time), when the Ministry of Music, Art and Culture released the country’s new (and first ever) National Anthem. The Sultan
BY ALEXANDER BOFILL l STAFF WRITER AUGUST 23, 2021 SAN DIEGO, CA – There was much fanfare and celebration this afternoon and the people of Slowjamastan rejoiced as The Sultan unveiled the nation’s flag, sharing the design with the
BY ALEXANDER BOFILL l STAFF WRITER AUGUST 20, 2021 SAN DIEGO, CA – This weekend, a very special project is taking place. Sources tell us the official design of the very first Flag of SlowJamastan is underway. The Sultan,
BY ALEXANDER BOFILL l STAFF WRITER AUGUST 20, 2021 SAN DIEGO, CA – You can’t declare an independent nation if you don’t have any land. Sultan Randy Williams know this first hand – and he decided to do something