Show Your Spirit, Win Prizes! In celebration of our country’s independence, our generous Sultan is opening up his coffers and handing out free passports and prizes to those showing their love for Slowjamastan! Ten winners will be
Month: November 2023
Black Friday Sale EXTENDED Through Monday We’ve never, ever had a “sale.” But here’s the deal…our nation is teetering on the brink of financial collapse and we need capital. So YOU win! Take advantage of these never before offered
BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP l STAFF WRITER November 15, 2023 The bustling streets of Brawley, California, transformed into a theater of absurdity as hordes of enthusiastic Americans eagerly awaited the grand spectacle of The Sultan and his motorcade during
BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP l STAFF WRITER November 14th, 2023 Havana: In a plot twist even Hollywood couldn’t concoct, The Sultan recently graced Cuba with his royal presence, crashing a diplomatic dinner like it was a pizza party at