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Sultan Swings By 12 Nations
Diplomatic Mission Recap

Posted on January 26, 2023 by Slowjamastan State Department

BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER January 24, 2023 San Diego: It was wheels up once again in December, as our great Sultan continued his quest to see every country in the world. There are 193 nations on the planet.

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Under 50,000 Visit for Slowjamastan Spooktacular

Posted on December 2, 2022 by Slowjamastan State Department

BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER October 29th, 2022   Dublândia, Slowjamastan: The masses converged on The Motherland last weekend for what critics are calling one of the world’s most over-hyped mediocre events of the century: The Slowjamastan Spooktacular .

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Where the Hose At? A Look at Slowjamastan’s New Fire Engine

Posted on December 2, 2022 by Slowjamastan State Department

BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER October 29th, 2022     Dublândia, Slowjamastan: You can’t protect a newly created nation from natural disasters without a fire engine, right? Thanks to Slowjamastan Director of Emergency Services, Rescue Rick, that liability is

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Go Slow-Racer, Go!
Slowjamastan’s Official Race Car Races in a Race!

Posted on September 22, 2022 by Slowjamastan State Department

BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER September 21st, 2022      Buttonwillow, CA: A national anthem? Check. Currency? Check. Extremely handsome and charismatic leader? CHECK!!! Race car…that’s a big ol’ checkeroo! Thanks to Arne Carlson and a crew of

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The Sultan, World Leaders Meet at MicroCon

Posted on September 4, 2022 by Slowjamastan State Department

  BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER August 10th, 2022   Las Vegas: Leaders from 29 nations around the world converged on Las Vegas last weekend for MicroCon 2022, a summit designed to bring together countries large and small, for

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Rare Interview with The Sultan

Posted on July 21, 2022 by Slowjamastan State Department

  American journalist Trevor Jones enjoys a rare sit-down with The Sultan and then makes the pilgrimage to Slowjamastan. In one of the most anticipated interviews of the decade, Jones inquires about Slowjamastan’s land, language and laws. The Sultan opens

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Sultan to Attend MicroCon 2022 in Las Vegas, Invites Citizens

Posted on July 12, 2022 by Slowjamastan State Department

  BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER June 11th, 2022   Las Vegas: Think of it as the G20 Summit but for countries like Slowjamastan. Once a year, micronations around the world come together for a special conference where kings, queens,

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April Diplomatic Mission Re-Cap

Posted on June 12, 2022 by Slowjamastan State Department

  BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER June 12th, 2022   Munich: Formerly classified documents and photos of The Sultan’s March/April trip around the world were released this morning from state’s Ministry of Communications. Here is a snapshot of The

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New States of Slowjamastan Named, Sultan Sexy as Ever.

Posted on June 9, 2022 by Slowjamastan State Department

  BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER June 1st, 2022        Dublândia, Republic of Slowjamastan: The Republic was bustling with excitement and activity last weekend as The Sultan and members of Parliament descended onto the sacred

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News Alert: Unauthorized Nude Photo Shoot Stuns Sultan, Citizens

Posted on April 21, 2022 by Slowjamastan State Department

  BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER APRIL 20, 2022     Dublândia, Republic of Slowjamastan: At approximately 5:29PM Slowjamastan Standard Time, Slowjamastani Intelligence alerted The Office of The Sultan of two illegal aliens who managed to penetrate border security.  

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NEWS ALERT: Sultan Names 100th Citizen

Posted on March 1, 2022 by Slowjamastan State Department

  BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER FEBRUARY 18, 2022      Dublândia, Republic of Slowjamastan: It’s official. The world’s newest country has just named their 100th citizen. Meet Julia Ervin, from Las Vegas, Nevada, United States of America!

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Hordes Flood Across Border to See Sultan

Posted on February 11, 2022 by Slowjamastan State Department

  BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER FEBRUARY 6, 2022      Dublândia, Republic of Slowjamastan: Under 10,000 Slowjamastani citizens, loyalists and supporters flooded through the nation’s newly constructed border gate on Sunday for an opportunity to see the

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