Comiccon Capers, Law tango, and More Avocados Than you can Guac-omprehend! BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP l STAFF WRITER August 26, 2023 Los Angeles – In a whirlwind frenzy that lasted a whole 45 days (which is
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BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP l STAFF WRITER August 21, 2023 Dublândia: In a twist that left experts baffled, Tropical Storm Hillary turned out to be the unexpected kick in the floaties that Slowjamastan’s new Lazy River project desperately needed.
Against his better judgment, The Sultan has agreed to share his top secret “¡Glorious Guacamole!” recipe with you. It was this same gallant guac that took first place during this year’s Guac-Off at The San Diego Food Bank. The
BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP l STAFF WRITER July 3, 2023 The following article applies to anyone who joined Slowjamastan as an Ambassador or member of Parliament. If you are interested in joining, we will post a link at the end
ADVISORY: Some items may be Delayed… Please be advised that due to a sudden and unexpected increase in demand, premium citizen listings, Parliament/Ambassador appointments and some merchandise shipments may be delayed. The Sultan thanks you profusely for your patience
BY THE SULTAN l SUPREME LEADER June 11, 2023 Dublândia: As much fun as we are having creating and watching this whole “Slowjamastan” empire unfold and explode, please allow your Sultan to be serious for a moment… Since the
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BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP l STAFF WRITER June 4th, 2023 Dublândia: Earlier this morning, The Sultan announced his attendance at Microcon 2023 , being held Saturday, July 1st in Joliet, Illinois. The Sultan will attend the international conference
BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP l STAFF WRITER May 20th, 2023 Dublândia, Slowjamastan: Under 10,000 Slowjamastani citizens, neighbors, allies and onlookers flocked to The Republic to witness a Slowjamastan first, as the young
BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP l STAFF WRITER April 29th, 2023 Los Angeles: Our Dear Leader has once again infiltrated the American media, this time, appearing on NBC‘s The Kelly Clarkson Show, on Monday, May 1st. The Sultan said, “I
Slowjamastan’s national TV network has launched via our official YouTube channel HERE . Slowjamastan’s national radio station is Slow Jams Radio , aka “Sunday Night Slow Jams,” which airs every Sunday
Currency: Dubles (rhymes with Russian “Rubles”) Coins: Dubloons Secretary of Treasury: Dave Denes Federal Bank: Bank of Slowjamastan How can I purchase Dubles and Dubloons? Go HERE ! How can I purchase Dubles and Dubloons? Go HERE