BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP l STAFF WRITER January 24, 2023 San Diego: It was wheels up once again in December, as our great Sultan continued his quest to see every country in the world. There are 193 nations on the planet.
Author: Slowjamastan State Department
BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP l STAFF WRITER October 29th, 2022 Dublândia, Slowjamastan: The masses converged on The Motherland last weekend for what critics are calling one of the world’s most over-hyped mediocre events of the century: The Slowjamastan Spooktacular .
BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP l STAFF WRITER October 29th, 2022 Dublândia, Slowjamastan: You can’t protect a newly created nation from natural disasters without a fire engine, right? Thanks to Slowjamastan Director of Emergency Services, Rescue Rick, that liability is
BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP l STAFF WRITER September 21st, 2022 Buttonwillow, CA: A national anthem? Check. Currency? Check. Extremely handsome and charismatic leader? CHECK!!! Race car…that’s a big ol’ checkeroo! Thanks to Arne Carlson and a crew of
BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP l STAFF WRITER August 10th, 2022 Las Vegas: Leaders from 29 nations around the world converged on Las Vegas last weekend for MicroCon 2022, a summit designed to bring together countries large and small, for
Just released from The Slowjamastan Visitors and Convention Bureau: 4-Postcard Set! Each postcard’s art was hand- (and computer-) designed by the indentured servants at The Slowjamastan Ministry of Arts and Culture and terrible things will happen to those people
American journalist Trevor Jones enjoys a rare sit-down with The Sultan and then makes the pilgrimage to Slowjamastan. In one of the most anticipated interviews of the decade, Jones inquires about Slowjamastan’s land, language and laws. The Sultan opens
BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP l STAFF WRITER June 11th, 2022 Las Vegas: Think of it as the G20 Summit but for countries like Slowjamastan. Once a year, micronations around the world come together for a special conference where kings, queens,
BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP l STAFF WRITER June 12th, 2022 Munich: Formerly classified documents and photos of The Sultan’s March/April trip around the world were released this morning from state’s Ministry of Communications. Here is a snapshot of The
BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP l STAFF WRITER June 1st, 2022 Dublândia, Republic of Slowjamastan: The Republic was bustling with excitement and activity last weekend as The Sultan and members of Parliament descended onto the sacred
BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP l STAFF WRITER APRIL 20, 2022 Dublândia, Republic of Slowjamastan: At approximately 5:29PM Slowjamastan Standard Time, Slowjamastani Intelligence alerted The Office of The Sultan of two illegal aliens who managed to penetrate border security.
BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP l STAFF WRITER FEBRUARY 18, 2022 Dublândia, Republic of Slowjamastan: It’s official. The world’s newest country has just named their 100th citizen. Meet Julia Ervin, from Las Vegas, Nevada, United States of America!