Slowjamastan’s national TV network has launched via our official YouTube channel HERE . Slowjamastan’s national radio station is Slow Jams Radio , aka “Sunday Night Slow Jams,” which airs every Sunday
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Currency: Dubles (rhymes with Russian “Rubles”) Coins: Dubloons Secretary of Treasury: Dave Denes Federal Bank: Bank of Slowjamastan How can I purchase Dubles and Dubloons? Go HERE ! How can I purchase Dubles and Dubloons? Go HERE
In 2022, Slowjamastan Porder Batrol… Seized 427 pairs of Crocs Stopped 79 drivers who had their feet on the dashboard Constructed 14 feet of new border fence Destroyed 17 tunnels (later discovered to be just gophers, but still…)
BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP l STAFF WRITER April 3rd, 2023 Dublândia, Slowjamastan: Under 20,000 Slowjamastani citizens and supporters joined The Sultan and Parliament last to celebrate the arrival of the two latest official state vehicles to
BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP l STAFF WRITER February 4th, 2023 Dublândia, Slowjamastan: From the looks of it, The Slowjamastan passport is quickly on its way to becoming on of the most powerful passports in the world. On recent trips through Africa
BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP l STAFF WRITER January 27th, 2023 Dublândia, Slowjamastan: If you missed the chance to meet The Sultan and Slowjamastan Parliament members in 2022, this year promises even more opportunities to catch up with the leaders of
BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP l STAFF WRITER January 24, 2023 San Diego: It was wheels up once again in December, as our great Sultan continued his quest to see every country in the world. There are 193 nations on the planet.
BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP l STAFF WRITER October 29th, 2022 Dublândia, Slowjamastan: The masses converged on The Motherland last weekend for what critics are calling one of the world’s most over-hyped mediocre events of the century: The Slowjamastan Spooktacular .
BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP l STAFF WRITER October 29th, 2022 Dublândia, Slowjamastan: You can’t protect a newly created nation from natural disasters without a fire engine, right? Thanks to Slowjamastan Director of Emergency Services, Rescue Rick, that liability is
BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP l STAFF WRITER September 21st, 2022 Buttonwillow, CA: A national anthem? Check. Currency? Check. Extremely handsome and charismatic leader? CHECK!!! Race car…that’s a big ol’ checkeroo! Thanks to Arne Carlson and a crew of
BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP l STAFF WRITER August 10th, 2022 Las Vegas: Leaders from 29 nations around the world converged on Las Vegas last weekend for MicroCon 2022, a summit designed to bring together countries large and small, for
Just released from The Slowjamastan Visitors and Convention Bureau: 4-Postcard Set! Each postcard’s art was hand- (and computer-) designed by the indentured servants at The Slowjamastan Ministry of Arts and Culture and terrible things will happen to those people